Walked up to her and dash flashed 'key fob not recognized.' I grabbed the spare but received the same message. Then, the gauges started fluttering and the faintest but absolutely perceptible (I'm not crazy) beeping started from somewhere that I can only describe as the 'taint' of the vehicle - you know that nether place between the back of the engine and the back of the dashboard - areaish. Now the vehicle simply does not respond to anything. One additional point - I had just driven her 5 mins prior. Waiting on Roadside Assistance but this has got to be an issue I can solve on my own, no? Input appreciated.
